You want better beer? You pay for it. My budget's very strict, I'll have you know. If you overspend my money you'll have to answer to my spreadsheets.

( just kidding - Kuroo's budgeting skills consist of looking at his wallet and trying not to cry. it's a talent and he's proud of it.

Sawamura's remarks cut him to the quick; he demonstrates this by gasping, hand over his heart. ) So cruel! Ah, but you didn't even notice until I said anything, which only proves that my spit is neutral at worst and delightful at best.

( discussing characteristics of spit is probably one of Kuroo's smoother moves, and that's just sad. )