( Kuroo literally reels. the shock is too much for him. is he for real? is this some kind of some elaborate, sick joke? that's still a better scenario than Sawamura being actually serious.

holy shit Sawamura is actually serious. this explains more than Kuroo really wants to know.

how the fuck is he supposed to work with this. )

Dude, my grandpa is cooler than you, and he's got a busted hip.

( okay that's. not the way to do this. Kuroo shakes his head and tries again. )

Nobody has tried to get into your pants?! Pull the other one. I bet they have and you just gave them some fatherly advice and patted them on the shoulder or some shit. ( he snaps his fingers, ) Give me your phone. I'm gonna call that setter boyfriend of yours and clear this up.