( kneepads? is this some kind of weird fetish, Sawamura-- because he can accommodate that.

he carefully catches Daichi's hand before it can smack him in the face, and that's gonna be his firm excuse about why he's holding it. )

Wow, so eloquent. You're almost as smart as me when you're drunk, huh? ( Kuroo snickers, and never mind that he's poking fun at himself here, too. ) Of course I'm a giant harlot. This is the big city; that's what it's for.

( u hick )