Right, you have a strict spreadsheet managed budget, and I'm secretly the emperor.

[ daichi even makes a sweeping hand gesture to emphasize the point. seriously kuroo, even for being drunk that was still a pretty poor attempt. but then again, his own responses are getting slower, they really should stop drinking before this gets worse.

it doesn't help that after all those beers it's getting harder and harder to not openly laugh at kuroo and his shit. ]

What the hell are you talking about? That beer was way worse, doesn't that make your spit super nasty?

[ such sexy foreplay ]