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[putsch]

texts from last night bitches

you know how to do
time to rock out with your cocks out

Comments

bokuto koutaro || haikyuu!!

[hootie]

(1): I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.

(2): His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.

(3): I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god

(4): text him!

3

[blocker]

what did the fire hydrant say?

[hootie]

it told me my religious questioning was a normal part of adolescence
i can't tell if that's a yes or no....
the stop sign was much more helpful

[blocker]

sounds like you invented your own religion. can you handle that kind of responsibility?

[hootie]

is it my responsibility if i'm just the messenger?
i better get a fucking huge following for this
money and housing included

[blocker]

you won't make any money if you're just a messenger, especially if your message is 'stop'

[hootie]

ok but
dont you see an issue with
talking street ornaments

2

[akaashit]

.....well, he isn't wrong.

[hootie]

maybe
but i didn't really need to hear that from kuroo's dad

[akaashit]

I hope you're not that surprised, I mean, it is Kuroo-san's dad we're talking about.

[hootie]

not surprised
more like uncomfortable
his dad's usually really cool
but idk
if he knows about that thing kuroo and i used to
have???
i also can't really remember if i told him????
it was 4 and id been drunk since 9

[akaashit]

That doesn't seem like something one would tell their dad? It's hard to say though.

[ better than worrying about someone's dad hitting on you tho ]

[hootie]

his dad's not dumb he could have figured it out
i just dont know
if that's what he was talking about???

akaashi was kuroo's dad trying to set me up with his son or trying to hit on me
i was too drunk to tell

4..................... :D

[purrceives]

I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.

IM SCREAMING

[hootie]

ok 1
that was like 2 times
maybe 3
not a big deal

also 2 kuroo threatens that like maybe once a week
you'll need to come up with something else

trmhnsrth

[purrceives]

I think most people would consider one time enough times. [ Isn't it gross??? ] Does threatening anything ever work with you Bokuto... I don't have very many options.

my poor....child......

[hootie]

eh i couldn't taste much at that point

and nop
not unless you're akaashi
his threatening is terrifying

bokuno

[purrceives]

Still... I don't think it's good for your health... [ He's concerned. Kind of. Maybe??? ] Perhaps I should learn from him. Maybe that'll stop you and Kuro from doing weird things as much.

bokuYES

[hootie]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
im feeling ok???? so whatever im fine

idk
kuroo and i still do weird things even with akaashi doing the whole
scary thing
sometimes
but u should hang out with akaashi anyway
we could go on double bro dates itd be fun!!!

4

[bokuno]

And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

[hootie]

but its cute
i think every1 should kno how cute u r :)

[bokuno]

Bokuto-san, please don't say things like that.

[hootie]

okokok
i wont tell
but its true ;)

[bokuno]

It isn't

[hootie]

yes it is